The 20 commandments of marriage (must read for all women)

 

The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work

3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going to bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed

4. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed

5. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over

6. Before going to bed the wife must be in her nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at any time he feels like

7. The husband never lies, he enlightens

9. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision

10. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting

11. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home

12. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night

13. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consultingthe husband even if it’s her own money

14. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witnesses and this should be to the husband’s advantage

15. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed

16. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him

17. The wife must respect the husband’s orders carefully

18. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public

19. The wife never pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband

20. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband